Pete Wentz, How Does It Feel To Have A ShotGun Engagement?

April 14, 2008 by Dexie  

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First, ooohhhh, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are happy to tell the world that they are engaged. Awwww.

Second, Pete Wetz proudly reported that he’s an old-fashioned kind of guy. He asked Joe Simpson for Ashlee’s hand in marriage. Roberta is gagging just thinking about it.

Third, the juicy part, Jessica’s Lil “Rebel” of a sister is pregnant. Say whuuuttt? OK magazine just confirmed it.

So Pete Wentz, seriously, how did it feel when Joe Simpson pull that shotgun in your face and asked you nicely *ahem* to give his daughter an engagement ring before you all announce to the whole world that she didn’t keep her virginity the way her big sister Jessica(she claimed anyway) waited “to-do-IT“(say it ala Fez on the 70’s Show) until her ex-wedding day to ex-hubby Nick Lachey?

I almost feel your pain buddy. Almost.

DISCLAIMER : NO, there hasn’t been any reports of any shotguns being pulled during Ashlee’s hand in marriage asking ceremony. All for fun folks, all for fun!

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One Response to “Pete Wentz, How Does It Feel To Have A ShotGun Engagement?”
  1. Roberta says:

    Thanks :)

    Nice disclaimer, btw. :)

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