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Bruno Says Madonna is a “Transsexual Childcatcher”

Lauren Croteau — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 15:33:04 +0000

As you might know, the man who is popularly known as Bruno, is a character played by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, who goes out in the real world and basically wreaks havoc on everyone. Most recently, Bruno, a gay Austrian fashion reporter, was interviewed by Attitude magazine and had some pretty awful things to say about Madonna.

The comedic character referred to one of pop music’s most loved artists as a “transsexual child catcher”. Ouch!

He explained to the magazine (in his Austrian accent) “Ich divide Madonna into ze following eras: Puppy Fat (Like Ein Virgin); Skanky Marilyn (True Blue); Tzitzen Out (Vogue, Erotica); Total Scheisse (the 90s); und her current, Transsexual Child Catcher.” This last comment is obviously a reference to Madonna adopting a Malawian child, Mercy.

Previously, he’s also had this to say, “Ich am trying to arrange some playdates with Mercy. At the moment I am really close with Madonna I actually know the Nanny’s hairdresser. I actually blew him once- so it’s only a matter of time before we start hanging out.”

He continued the insults, “Don’t adopt a black baby now- because they are about to come out. Like they’ve been in for like twelve months. The next thing is Asians- those guys are hot hot hot.”

It’s been rumored that Madonna and Sacha have gotten into a fight over his comments on her. The movie, Brüno is set for release on July 10th.

Yikes! He’s got some guts saying things like that! That being said, I can’t wait to watch the move .

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Bruno Talks About Madonna’s Adoption of Mercy

Lauren Croteau — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:50:26 +0000

Recently, Madonna was granted the right to adopt a child named Mercy from the African nation of Malawi. Comedic character, Bruno, played by Sacha Baron Cohen, had some interesting things to say about the subject while on the red carpet in Leicester Square.

He tells MTV News, “Ich am trying to arrange some playdates with Mercy. At the moment I am really close with Madonna I actually know the Nanny’s hairdresser. I actually blew him once- so it’s only a matter of time before we start hanging out.”

If that weren’t enough he went on to say that trends of adoption in Hollywood would soon change, “Don’t adopt a black baby now- because they are about to come out. Like they’ve been in for like twelve months. The next thing is Asians- those guys are hot hot hot.”

My goodness. I can’t even believe he dared to say that on the red carpet…

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New Kids on the Block Encounter Screaming Fans at Waffle House – Video!

Lauren Croteau — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 17:37:54 +0000

Last night, a waffle house in Pittsburgh went wild after the New Kids on the Block were spotted by screaming fans. The place was packed! Sure enough, Donnie Wahlberg and Jordan Knight got up on some chairs and started singing the NKOTB song “Click Click Click”. The fans joined in and the New Kids themselves seemed to be loving it. It looked like everyone was having a good time. Even the cook was shaking it! I am so jealous! Enjoy the video below.

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Justin Timberlake In A Leotard As Beyonce’s Backup Dancer

Dexie — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:55:29 +0000

Justin Timberlake did a parody on on SNL this weekend poking fun of the news that Beyonce hired drag queens for her “Single Ladies” video. Justin went all out. In leotards no less.

Justin Timberlake & Beyonce – Parodie “Single Ladies” SNL
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I’m laughing so hard to think of a sane assessment.. LOL. That JT is one funny guy .

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Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” Fan Parody

Lauren Croteau — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 17:08:50 +0000

You know it was inevitable that fans will be clamoring for their 15 minutes of fame on YouTube by making parodies or their own versions of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer”. I found one that I thought is adorable and funny.

If recently axed Danity Kane member Aubrey O’Day is looking for a new group she could join in, she should contact those 4 girls . I like the girl wearing a green top. She’s got rhythm and diva potential

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Katy Perry Falls Flat On Her Face

Dexie — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 13:27:23 +0000

That’s Katy Perry, flat on the floor from her MTV Latin performance. Katy had a huge cake as a prop for her performance. She jumped on top of it. Ohhhh, how sweet. Until Katy started falling down at the end of her performance. She tried to get up a few times but to no avail. She just kept slipping. Too much frosting on the stage floor. Katy just laughed her ass off but I’m sure she was embarrassed. I don’t know any performer who would enjoy falling flat on their face, literally.

I love Katy, but I think she’s trying too hard these days. Watch Katy Perry fall flat on her face below :

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Justin Timberlake’s "Vote In The Box" Video

Dexie — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 17:57:20 +0000

Justin Timberlake, along with girlfriend Jessica Biel did an impromtu performance at an Obama/Biden event recently.

It’s called Vote In The Box, not Out of the Box, darrnit. It was cute. Jessica was dancing in the background while Justin was singing. JT said it’s a remix .

Watch Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in their “Vote In The Box” video..

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In Person By Pussycat Dolls | Ghetto Dolls?

Dexie — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:51:38 +0000

Albeit not my favorite song by the Pussycat Dolls off of their Doll Domination album, In Person is one hilarious track. In Person talks about a lying cheating boyfriend which Nicole wants to teach a lesson by, well, we can only guess.

The song will explain it all. I love how Nicole poured her heart out to deliver the character of a scorned, pissed off woman out to get her man. Listening to Nicole’s ghetto voice is freaking hilarious. She really committed in portraying the character well. She was very effective too coz you can just visualize the scenes the way Nicole is singing it.

Listen to In Person by Pussycat Dolls below :

I really hope the Dolls make a video of In Person. I bet it would be such a comic relief seeing the girls holding an ax, baseball bat, machete perhaps, throwing the guy’s clothes from the 8th floor apartment window, and yelling at him before they put a cap in his you know what. That’s how I imagine In Person video would be like.

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My BFF by Paris Hilton

Dexie — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 21:43:03 +0000

Have you heard the new single from Paris Hilton? She premiered it yesterday at KIIS FM on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show. The song My BFF is a doing a dual duty for Paris Hilton’s road to *ahem* fame. Not only is it part of her upcoming new album, it will also serve as the theme for her new reality show aptly titled “Paris Hilton’s My New BFF” which by the way will premiere tonight on MTV.

My BFF is apparently a happy song which talks about friends and should relate to anyone. Alrighty then

Back to Paris Hilton’s new album, she informed Ryan that she actually just finished it a couple of days ago. Ooohhhh, Joy. It will be out soon so I’m sure her Mom and their hired minions will be buying all the copies.

Listen to My BFF below then interview by visiting KIIS FM.

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Heidi Montag Video : Overdosin’ | Kill A Few Brain Cells For 4 Minutes

Dexie — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 19:03:12 +0000

Can you spare the world 4 minutes of your time to kill a few brain cells? Close the plurk page or twitter, or myspace or facebook. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Coz once you’re done watching Heidi Montag’s Overdosin’ video, you’ll be loaded with blog materials and plurk/twitter anecdotes. Enjoy!

Did you kill a few brain cells or do you you feel smarter and thankful for your life after watching that video? Thanks Heidi Montag. You never disappoint!

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